{"id":8734,"date":"2020-04-13T11:01:29","date_gmt":"2020-04-13T09:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/?p=8734"},"modified":"2020-04-13T11:03:10","modified_gmt":"2020-04-13T09:03:10","slug":"los-guits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/2020\/04\/13\/los-guits\/","title":{"rendered":"Los guits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uns histoire envoy\u00e9e par \u00a0Claude Blancafort qui l&rsquo;avait re\u00e7ue de Pierre Pierson, \u00a0deux amis gascons, grands d\u00e9fenseurs et promoteurs de l&rsquo;occitan, comme l&rsquo;\u00e9tait l&rsquo;auteur, Roger Lapassada.<\/p>\n<p>(Claude Blancafort est animateur \u00e0 Radio PAIS.)<\/p>\n<p>Guits<\/p>\n<p>Lo guit n\u2019ei pas n\u2019imp\u00f2rta qui. Guis\u00e8r avantatj\u00f3s, pluma lusenta, que\u2019n va pati-pato de cap au cl\u00f2t jaun\u00f3s on se va rafresquir.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/images-canard.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8737 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/images-canard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"267\" height=\"189\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ur\u00f3s com un guit sus l\u2019aiga, ce disen. De f\u00e8it qu\u2019es un nadaire de prum\u00e8ra. Que tuma l\u2019aiga dab las palmas e a cada c\u00f2p tira lo<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>c\u00f2th a l\u2019endavant t\u00e0 pas p\u00e8rder la direccion. Un guit que sap tostemps on va. Quan ser\u00e9 un de\u2019queths poriquets de l\u2019uelh viu qui van enq\u00fc\u00e8ra a l\u2019esc\u00f2la de la calandreta e qui piulan a tot do\u00e7 dens la tist\u00e8ra au ras deu huec.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/duck-family-6945481.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-8736 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/duck-family-6945481-300x201.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/duck-family-6945481-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/duck-family-6945481-768x514.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/duck-family-6945481.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Los guits vielhs, los qui son anats t\u00e0 la gu\u00e8rra, que\u2019s pareish que nhacan, mes sustot las guitas. A\u00a0! las guitas\u00a0! Se\u2019n cau menshidar. Meishanta lenga. Meishant claquet, se\u2019vs pod\u00e8n gahar au cavilhar, atau, shens n\u2019aver l\u2019aire, non s\u2019i mancar\u00e9n pas.<\/p>\n<p>E aqu\u00f2 h\u00e8it se n\u2019anar\u00e0n, changuit-changuet, en nasicant tot \u00e7\u00f2 qui an sus l\u2019estomac.<\/p>\n<p>Mes, causa curiosa, los guits quan vos interr\u00f2gan, au l\u00f2c de d\u00edser, en parlar blos de casa \u00ab\u00a0 Quin\u00a0? Quin\u00a0? Quin\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb que\u2019vs demandan a longor de dia en franc\u00e9s, aqueras guitas escandalosas\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Cuah\u00a0! Cuah\u00a0! Cuah\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb Mes, per aqueth crimi de lesa ling\u00fcistica, guits e guitas ser\u00e0n enguiserats e que\u2019ns regalaram deu lor hitge.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/canard-de-rouen-clair-fonce-incubation-male-femelle-elevage-vente.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-8739 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/canard-de-rouen-clair-fonce-incubation-male-femelle-elevage-vente-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/canard-de-rouen-clair-fonce-incubation-male-femelle-elevage-vente-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/canard-de-rouen-clair-fonce-incubation-male-femelle-elevage-vente-768x614.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/canard-de-rouen-clair-fonce-incubation-male-femelle-elevage-vente.jpg 920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Roger Lapassada<\/p>\n<p>La cadena<\/p>\n<p>Messatges<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Per Noste 1997<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000\"><em>Canards<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000\"><em>Le canard n\u2019est pas n\u2019importe qui. Jabot avantageux, plume lustr\u00e9e, il va pesamment \u00e0 la mare jaun\u00e2tre se rafra\u00eechir.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000\"><em>Heureux comme un canard sur l\u2019eau, dit-on. De fait, c\u2019est un nageur de premi\u00e8re. Il frappe l\u2019eau de ses pattes palm\u00e9es et, \u00e0 chaque fois, il \u00e9tire son cou vers l\u2019avant pour ne pas perdre sa direction. Un canard sait toujours o\u00f9 il va. Il en est de m\u00eame pour ces poussins \u00e0 l\u2019oeil vif qui vont encore \u00e0 la maternelle et qui poussent de petits cris dans la pani\u00e8re aupr\u00e8s du feu.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000\"><em>Les vieux canards, ceux qui ont fait la guerre, il para\u00eet qu\u2019ils mordent, mais ce n\u2019est rien \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 des canes. Ah, les canes\u00a0! Il faut s\u2019en m\u00e9fier. M\u00e9chante langue. M\u00e9chant caquet, si elles peuvent vous attraper les chevilles, comme \u00e7a, mine de rien, elles ne s\u2019en priveront pas.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000\"><em>Et apr\u00e8s cela elles s\u2019en iront cahin-caha en nasillant tout ce qui leur reste sur l\u2019estomac.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000\"><em>Mais, chose curieuse, quand les canards vous posent une question, au lieu de vous dire en pur gascon maison \u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Quin\u00a0? Quin\u00a0? Quin\u00a0? *\u00a0\u00bb, ces canes scandaleuses vous demandent \u00e0 longueur de jour en fran\u00e7ais\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Quoi\u00a0! Quoi\u00a0! Quoi\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb mais pour ce crime de l\u00e8se linguistique, canards et canes seront gav\u00e9s et nous nous r\u00e9galerons de leur foie.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000\"><em>* Comment<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uns histoire envoy\u00e9e par \u00a0Claude Blancafort qui l&rsquo;avait re\u00e7ue de Pierre Pierson, \u00a0deux amis gascons, grands d\u00e9fenseurs et promoteurs de l&rsquo;occitan, comme l&rsquo;\u00e9tait l&rsquo;auteur, Roger Lapassada. (Claude Blancafort est animateur \u00e0 Radio PAIS.) Guits Lo guit n\u2019ei pas n\u2019imp\u00f2rta qui. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/2020\/04\/13\/los-guits\/\">Lire la suite\u00ad\u00ad<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8735,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-occitan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8734"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8742,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8734\/revisions\/8742"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}