{"id":16415,"date":"2026-08-31T15:58:28","date_gmt":"2026-08-31T13:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/?p=16415"},"modified":"2026-08-31T19:19:35","modified_gmt":"2026-08-31T17:19:35","slug":"gargantua-et-la-puree-septembrale-jai-lu-je-lis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/2026\/08\/31\/gargantua-et-la-puree-septembrale-jai-lu-je-lis\/","title":{"rendered":"Gargantua et la pur\u00e9e septembrale : J’AI LU….JE LIS"},"content":{"rendered":"

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De Rabelais : \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Gargantua et la pur\u00e9e septembrale.<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/span>\u00ab \u00a0A un an et dix-huit mois, sur le conseil des m\u00e9decins, on commen\u00e7a \u00e0 le porter. Lui fut faite belle charrette \u00e0 boeufs. On le promenait par ci, par l\u00e0, joyeusement. On le montrait car il avait bonne trogne et avait presque dix-huit mentons. Il ne criait que tr\u00e8s peu mais il chiait \u00e0 toutes heures car il \u00e9tait flegmatique de la fesse tant par sa complexion naturelle que par la disposition qui lui \u00e9tait venue de trop humer la pur\u00e9e septembrale. \u00a0 S\u2019il advenait qu\u2019il fut courrouc\u00e9, f\u00e2ch\u00e9 ou marri\u2026s\u2019il tr\u00e9pignait, pleurait, criait\u2026lui apporter \u00e0 boire le remettait dans son \u00e9tat normal et soudain demeurait coi et joyeux.<\/span><\/div>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 Une de ses gouvernantes m\u2019a dit qu\u2019il \u00e9tait coutumier du fait, qu\u2019au seul son des pintes et flacons il entrait en extase comme s\u2019il go\u00fbtait les joies du paradis. \u00a0 En sorte que consid\u00e9rant cette complexion divine elles faisaient, devant lui, sonner des verres avec un couteau ou des flacons avec leurs bouchons ou des pintes avec leur couvercle. \u00a0A ce son, il s\u2019\u00e9gayait,\u00a0tressaillait, dodelinait de la t\u00eate tapotant en rythme de ses doigts <\/span>et\u00a0barytonait\u00a0du cul.\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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De Rabelais : \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Gargantua et la pur\u00e9e septembrale. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 … Lire la suite\u00ad\u00ad<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16450,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-partager","category-jai-lu-je-lis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16415"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16457,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16415\/revisions\/16457"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}