{"id":10264,"date":"2021-02-19T18:20:31","date_gmt":"2021-02-19T17:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/?p=10264"},"modified":"2021-02-19T18:32:50","modified_gmt":"2021-02-19T17:32:50","slug":"amis-jardiniers-a-vos-corona-legumes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/2021\/02\/19\/amis-jardiniers-a-vos-corona-legumes\/","title":{"rendered":"Amis jardiniers, \u00e0 vos Corona l\u00e9gumes !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><em>Amis jardiniers, \u00e0 vos Corona l\u00e9gumes !<\/em> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 <em>Je ne sais pas chez vous<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Mais ici <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dans le quartier de plaisance le bien nomm\u00e9<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 la salle de bains est transform\u00e9e en\u2026jardin !\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/jardin-1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-10265 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/jardin-1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/jardin-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/jardin-1.jpg 627w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> Si vous \u00eates invit\u00e9,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 ne comptez pas prendre un bain<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 A peine si les mains<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 vous pourrez vous laver . <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Le plus souvent la porte est ferm\u00e9e <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 procurant aux germinants<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 la moiteur et l&rsquo;humidit\u00e9<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Propice \u00e0 ces enfants naissants.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dans ce petit cocon<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Point de gestes barri\u00e8re, au contraire: <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 pench\u00e9 sur ses graines <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 le Pro des Semences <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 leur insuffle le Souffle de la Vie. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Avec pers\u00e9v\u00e9rance <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 dans la salle de bains transform\u00e9e en jardin<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Le pro des Semences <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Veille \u00e0 la gestation lente et encourageante<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 des salades, tomates et autres cucurbitac\u00e9es. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mais ce matin <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 pour veiller sur mes orchid\u00e9es <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 je p\u00e9n\u00e9trai dans le Saint des Saints.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Je ne pus retenir un cri d&rsquo;effroi<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/jardin-2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-10266 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/jardin-2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/jardin-2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/jardin-2.jpg 687w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> L\u00e0, dress\u00e9es, surgies<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 d&rsquo;un humus mal\u00e9fique et \u2026. naus\u00e9abond.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0Les Corona graines :\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 leurs tiges maigrichonnes se terminaient\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 par \u2026 des oreilles \u00e9l\u00e9phantesques ! <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0 Comment ? ma salle de bains devenue un Corona jardin !<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Quatre \u00e0 quatre <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Le pro des semences <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 monte les escaliers . <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Leurs tiges maigrichonnes, passe ! <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Mais ces oreilles, \u00e7a le chiffonne !!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Nous nous retirons, m\u00e9dus\u00e9s.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Serait-ce\u00a0 l&rsquo;effet de ce Corona <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 aux piques sataniques ,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 mutant du troisi\u00e8me type ? <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 A suivre\u2026 <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0\u00a0 MCR<\/em> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Amis jardiniers, \u00e0 vos Corona l\u00e9gumes ! \u00a0 Je ne sais pas chez vous \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Mais ici \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dans le quartier de plaisance le bien nomm\u00e9 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 la salle de bains est transform\u00e9e en\u2026jardin !\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Si vous \u00eates &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rabelais32.org\/index.php\/2021\/02\/19\/amis-jardiniers-a-vos-corona-legumes\/\">Lire la 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